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flowurdust:



if you’ve been having a bad day
here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head
even if you haven’t been having a bad day
here’s something to make your day better

EVERYBODY LOOK ITS V IMPORTANT

flowurdust:

if you’ve been having a bad day

here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head

even if you haven’t been having a bad day

here’s something to make your day better

EVERYBODY LOOK ITS V IMPORTANT

(Source: rileysmother)

18inchesofpain:

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

Schools gonna start soon, I really do wanna drink bleach

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance)

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

flamingegg:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

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(Source: radgoku)

Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

» Day Two: Favorite Tweets

niallers-potatoes:


pwnyzgonnapwn:

lolsofunny:

m-a-d-h-a-u-s:

cannibalism 

I think you mean cananabananailism

what the hell is wrong with you people

You must be new here

niallers-potatoes:

pwnyzgonnapwn:

lolsofunny:

m-a-d-h-a-u-s:

cannibalism 

I think you mean cananabananailism

what the hell is wrong with you people

You must be new here

itssexualhour:

So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.

(Source: itssexualhour)

(Source: 1013corpses)

«i’m not a girl
i’m a storm with skin»

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